@meme-streets

living with a tall dude is ridiculous I just turned around and he was walking our cat around on the ceiling

you wouldn't get our bond

Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

remember when writers had to be all like:
“omg omg lemon starts HERE”

y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

god those were lawless times. 

I choose to incorporate this into my worldview.

Adam Sandler, magnificent bastard, was not a sentence I ever expected to say but here we are.

Man's got talent

babe wake up new adam sandler lore just dropped

Huh.

Everyone who works with him talks about what a mensch he is, so, like... that scans.

Yeah he plays a lot of really annoying characters because there's a market for it. But this all tracks of what I've heard about him behind the scenes.

discord implementing the new usernames because it wants to be more like twitter, the reddit ceo fucking over reddit because he "felt inspired by elon musk's vision for twitter" and these submarine guys getting lost were inspired by spacex. these people need to learn that elon musk is a failure and trying to be like him will lead you to fail and potentially also die

They are studying us in petri dishes

obligatory welcome guide for redditors

A lot of the guides I've seen don't actually seem to understand how reddit works in comparison to tumblr so

• your blog is basically your own small subreddit. some people curate this heavily to fit a theme, like a sub, most people don't
• reblogs are culturally equivilant to upvotes but functionally equvilant to crossposting
• there is an algorithm. it sucks and nobody uses it. turn it off in settings. everything is generally chronological
• likes are functionally equivilant to saving a post
• you've probably already seen this but change your icon and put something in your bio or people WILL assume you're a bot. personal info not required
• generally, anything you would put as a comment on a thread should go in the tags or the replies of a post. only add comments in reblogs if you want it to become part of the base post
• tags are mostly equivilant to flairs, used for organization and commentary
• your dashboard is an aggregation of everyone you follow
• there is an r/all equivilant(trending page) but it sucks and nobody uses it
• our search also sucks. your best bet is using tumblr.com/tagged/[TAG] and not /search
• there are no mods
• by extension, reporting something doesn't put it in front of the mods, it sends it to staff, who may or may not do anything(usually they don't)
• there is no karma, there are no karma limits. anyone can reblog anything, comment/reply to anything, or post in any tag
• "reposting"(reblogging) old content doesn't matter. people can and will reblog the same post multiple times, including in a row
• CAVEAT. reposting someones art(NOT reblogging, making a new post) is a dick move. i know this is commonplace on fandom subs but its not necessary here. everything you post should be [OC] unless you are reblogging. or posting shitty memes
• we have our own sitelore, you'll pick it up
• (though im not opposed to bringing some over from reddit)
• our app also sucks. we do not have third party apps and any that claim to be are scams. sorry
• for desktop, most people use the XKit Rewritten extension for QoL improvements and to revert shitty aesthetic updates, much like old.reddit
• we have no idea where the porn rules are at either. add a mature content flag to anything you'd get fired for looking at at work, that's about it

finally, from the bottom of my heart, fuck u/spez

Where is Eli Vanto?? Is he safe?? Is he alright???

I talked about (canon) Thrawn the other day and once again realized how important it is that he IS an antagonist. Framing him as the secret hero does not do him and his story justice.

Thrawn went out and joined the Empire with the best intentions but it does NOT undo the things he did while working for them. To me, Thrawn exists to make us ask the question: How far can we go until the Greater Good doesn't matter anymore?

Rebels in particular should make us wonder: How much harm can we do with good intentions in mind until those intentions get buried under the horrible things we've done to achieve them?

The best decision The Mandalorian ever made was centering their show around an archetypal masked, taciturn gunslinger who wanders from town to town never putting down roots, and then revealing that he acts that way because he’s a massively awkward introvert who uses that archetype to avoid having to socialize with people beyond the three interaction scripts he already knows. 10/10, top tier characterization, I love seeing this man outshoot a bar full of people and then get scammed by a random mechanic because he’s too polite to confront her about it. Truly a hero of our times.

the grand admiral

Star Wars twitter is the best kind of twitter